meet the team

 

GREEN MAN #14 

is super cali swagilistic sexy hecka dopeness. He is also bald but still charming. He used to be extremely addicted to the hokey pokey...But then he turned himself around and started break dancing for the team. A genuine stud muffin just looking for his cupcake.

GREEN MAN #11 

is the most senior member of the drumline. 

GREEN MAN #15 

got his start at local news channel as a weather man. They didn't see it working out on camera so he eventually moved on disappearing from from the camera life completely. He enjoys collecting starfish and snorting pixie sticks.

GREEN MAN #04 

Ever wonder if Michael Jackson is still alive?


GREEN MAN #20 

is as big as they get, weighing in at over 270 pounds. He is fluffy, single and ready for a Pringle. Also enjoys playing with unicorns and glitter!

GREEN MAN #05 

grew up on a large farm growing dandelions and acorns. He graduated from green man high and has found his place at UVU. He enjoys he's pogo stick and collecting nickels.

GREEN MAN #18 

is known as Captain downbeat. He has the largest biceps of all the green men and enjoys chocolate flavored protein and romantic comedies. Also an avid sloth wrangler.

GREEN MAN #03 

actually started out with the notorious Blue Man Group but due to stress he struggled with drinking green koolaid which changed his pigment. Since joining green man group in 2013 he has blended in just fine!


GREEN MAN #02

is from the Green Lake City area and found green man Group while traveling in the circus selling peanuts. That is all.

GREEN MAN #02

it's classified.

GREEN MAN #02

was actually the first green man ever in space. He got tired of freeze dried ice cream and drinking tang and found a new life with sticks in his hand. Favorite movies are cone heads, space balls and E.T.

this could be you!